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salvation army 

the department store where the cooler emo kids get some bargains on used shirts, but it isn't the main source of clothes, whereas it is for the lower class.
getting used shirts from the salvation army is so cool.
salvation army by sTaCy November 23, 2004

salvation army 

A place where poor people shop. They have to go to salvation army because they're needy. They just weren't as lucky as some whos fathers could mantain a job.
Awww, poor kid had to go to salvation army cause daddy couldnt hold a job. That must be embarrassing.

Salvation Army 

A bunch of funny lookin people in suits throwing holy water at people to save them from satin
Friend: why are you wet

Me: the Salvation army

Friend: ok

Salvation Army Style

The sexual act involving a violent hand job followed by loose change being thrown at the individual for their services.
My wife and I did it Salvation Army Style last night. First she "rang my bells" then I threw loose change at her.
Salvation Army Style by jmac1010 December 7, 2016

valvation army 

Army after a valve sound

we love valve sound system!!!

The appreciation for valve soundsystem :)
you have to pull out a bass face!!
hey we are the valvation army
valvation army by alni March 5, 2009

salivation army 

The horde of drooling hipsters that descends upon thrift stores as soon as yet another piece of vintage attire (see: hipster glasses) enters the mainstream of the non-conformist mob.
I was just looking for some cheap t-shirts and then the freakin' salivation army took the place over. I was swimming in '80s terrycloth headbands and PBR-flavoured spit in about two seconds.