A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.

by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

salisburied

getting ridiculously drunk, because thats what you do when you go to Salisbury U.

"dude I was so salisburied last night, i woke up in a dumpster with no eyebrows"

by Bob Lanich April 8, 2006

a salisbury

when some cunt decides its funny to involve themselves in a conversation with which they previously played no part in and furthermore decides to comment saying how not only do they not care, but no one else does either - including the person being addressed.

Person 1 to Person 2: Hey, did you see that picture on facebook last night?

Cunt: Yeah no one cares

Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!

Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!

by anitagofradump February 16, 2012

salisbury

a hovel in the northern suburbs. its the south aussie equivalent of a ghetto. ugh.

im 13, pregnant with my 3rd kid 2 a different father, and have an dope plant growing in my backyard. i must be from salisbury

by chickybabe January 30, 2006

salisbury

The most conservative place in Maryland and the only city worth going to on the Eastern coast.

Did you Bill O Reilly last night? He is such a Salisbury!

by Noble Xenon Crowner December 27, 2008

Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Salisbury Suckle

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”

Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!

by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022