New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!

“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s kfc”

by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021

paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.

dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

Laddington Bear

Someone who, despite being abandoned by his old family, always makes sure to get the lads involved in the banter. (Preferably peruvian)

"I really like John actually, he's a Laddington Bear that one."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Operation Paddington

During sexual intercourse, the act of removing one's penis right before climax and ejaculating onto your partner's teddy bear.

"I shouldn't have left the teddy bear from my childhood on the bed when he came over... it will never be the same after he pulled an operation paddington on me last night!"

by dr.jlo October 20, 2008

addington

Another word for badass

Alexander Addington should be named alexander badassington

by Gunzforhandz November 19, 2016

paddington

Cocaine: Paddington was a talking bear from the deepest and darkest reaches of Peru. Peru is the source of some fine white powder. Paddington also happens to be a train station in London.

To pick up Cocaine: "Did you pass by Paddington today?" "It's going to be a wild night, I have to go to Paddington before I meet you"

by Simon Lepik July 9, 2005

Sandington

The formal manner of describing a male with excessive amounts of sand in his vagina

Top of the morning Sandington, have you cleaned the sand of your vagina yet or are you still going "o natural."

by Sandington April 5, 2008