sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."

by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004

Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*

Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*

by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

sarcasm

the bastard stepchild of irony

Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.

by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004

</sarcasm>

Used in chats and conversations every day, "</sarcasm>" is used to denote sarcasm. In HTML programming, tages are ended with a "/", such as </b> for bold text. Usually one would say a sarcastic remark, and then use </sarcasm> to indicate that he has finished his sarcasm. It pwns your mom.

Yeah, I DIDN'T do you mom last night.

</sarcasm>

by backtothefuture October 24, 2003

Sarcasm Mark

A symbol, or something else of the sort, used to indicate sarcasm online. These include, but aren't limited to "quotation marks" , putting /s at the end of the sentence or using either (!) or (?) at the end of the sentence.

I "can't wait" to go to school!
Facebook is so secure! /s
I love having to add sarcasm mark to this section(!)

by No1InternetUser August 23, 2018

sarcasm

Your body's natural defense against stupid.

You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."

See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.

by Big Jew February 24, 2007

Double Sarcasm

A sarcastic response to sarcasm, double sarcasm is highly deceptive. Through double sarcasm, it appears that you did not realize that the person was being sarcastic, whereas we both know that you were fully aware of it. In fact, you have to be aware of it in order to count as double sarcasm. Unlike sarcasm, which often utilizes a sarcastic tone, double sarcasm is highly deceptive and utilizes no such tone. The objective is to pretend to miss the original sarcasm and respond seriously. In essence, double sarcasm is the truth disguised by the veil of false ignorance.

Billy: I can't wait to pull hella tail now that I got this advice!! (original sarcasm)

You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)

Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.

You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!

by Violent Milk February 28, 2010