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Schlangin

Packing absolute meat. Having a ginormous dick.
That mf is schlangin meat.
by Schlangin mf September 11, 2022
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schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.
This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?
by meowiekittie February 12, 2012
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Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.
I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.
by LickitySplits July 18, 2019
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Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch
a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.
by sexy savvy November 9, 2009
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schlang

When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.
I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.
by hEll July 12, 2004
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schlang

v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.
by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004
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Hose schlange

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!
by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010
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