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Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?
by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
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Sacamacis

SA-CA-MAC-IS A mythical creature spanning over generations of old folk stories. This creature is consisted of a Lion, Alligator, Duck, Rhino, and a slight blood line to the Chow Chow.

The Sacamacis hides in vast trees and shrubs waiting for its prey. Usual eats Bears, Woodpeckers, and the occasional African Swallow. The Sacamacis actually has over 10 senses, it befriends ghosts and humans alike.

Just don't rub its underbelly or you will get a swift "fuck you" to the face causing your instant death. If seen, remain calm and crawl into ball begging for mercy. It does enjoy watching Friends, The Office, and Dragonball Z.
Animal Creature Thing Sacamacis fuzzy Friendforlife
by WildRhino82 April 25, 2014
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Salamander Man

A half-man half-salamander species. He is on the Filthy Frank Show. He is cool enough to know how to play the recorder with his nostril. Says nyes almost all the time.
Frank: wait, is that Salamander Man
Pink Guy: No, dat ees mcdonalds
Salamander Man: NYESSSSS
by AwesomeIzzy012345 December 19, 2019
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Salamander Sunrise

When a man covers his penis in ketchup, and slides it over the face of his partner when the sun rises.
This morning I gave Tiana a salamander sunrise, all over her face
by delivery stud 1979 March 13, 2009
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Salamandë

Word originating from the French translation of a salamander. A salamandë is a word commonly used in Quebec especially in Montreal by youth. It is mostly used when speaking in a mix of French and English to describe a sassy, talk-in-your-back, ratchet, drooling in the bed, black girl.
You: OMG, stop being sassy and weird, all the boys are speaking about you drooling after sex!
me: Leave me alone, I live as I want
You: Do you know that you're acting like a Salamandë right now!
by I love shawarma brulé October 16, 2018
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salamand

(of a salamander) to excrete slime from one's body
Salamanders salamand when they feel threatened.
by LeFrenchCroissant September 1, 2021
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angry salamander

V. When a male shakes his genitals violently as an attack.
The doctor had cold gloves so I angry salamandered his face.
by Princess buttercup January 5, 2014
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