SA-CA-MAC-IS A mythical creature spanning over generations of old folk stories. This creature is consisted of a Lion, Alligator, Duck, Rhino, and a slight blood line to the Chow Chow.
The Sacamacis hides in vast trees and shrubs waiting for its prey. Usual eats Bears, Woodpeckers, and the occasional African Swallow. The Sacamacis actually has over 10 senses, it befriends ghosts and humans alike.
Just don't rub its underbelly or you will get a swift "fuck you" to the face causing your instant death. If seen, remain calm and crawl into ball begging for mercy. It does enjoy watching Friends, The Office, and Dragonball Z.
The Sacamacis hides in vast trees and shrubs waiting for its prey. Usual eats Bears, Woodpeckers, and the occasional African Swallow. The Sacamacis actually has over 10 senses, it befriends ghosts and humans alike.
Just don't rub its underbelly or you will get a swift "fuck you" to the face causing your instant death. If seen, remain calm and crawl into ball begging for mercy. It does enjoy watching Friends, The Office, and Dragonball Z.
by WildRhino82 March 19, 2014