New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019

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Fauxvid like symptoms

Fake Covid like symptoms you make up to get out of an obligation.

I’ve called in sick to work with Fauxvid like symptoms. Should get me out of work for a week.

by DW85 August 28, 2023

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Simptoms

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.

Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!

by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020

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withdraw symptom

The shitty sick feeling you get when you're trying to kick a drug, or can't get any more.

See that jittery fucker over there? That must be a withdraw symptom of the crack.

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

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Samptoms

Samptoms- feelings associated with a lack of awesome, lack of gorgeous in a day, lack of incredible personality, and other great qualities. Possible feelings associated with Samptoms may include but are not limited to the following: extreme sadness, boredom, lack of motivation, agony, emptiness, or any other bad feelings.

A). I've been succeeding from debilitating Samptoms lately!

by Bzera November 20, 2014

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