swolgen

When you tell a friend a racist joke and someone finds it funny and instead of laughing sneezes a huge chunk of snot

Mate that was one fat swolgen

by Thegamingpussyboi27 June 13, 2018

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

snorgeling

Emphatically cute snuggling, especially between furry, cute, and helpless creatures. Heaviest emphasis is placed on interspecies relationships.

I caught my kitten and puppy snorgeling today, despite the assumption that the two species do not generally mix well.

by DJ Tigre May 23, 2007

Snorge

A magical creature found in kentucky referred to some as the super choclate bear; his secret hero identity is The BBC (Big Black Cock)

Asshole 1:Holy Shit! theres a naked black man here!!!
niggely bits: Relax man its just The Mighty BBC! aka Snorge

by Bitch-titties-von-nigglebottom December 18, 2009

skorge

The presidents mis-pronounciation of the word: scourge /skərj/

The Chinese virus is an unseen skorge that can be cured by excessive use of facial bronzer...

by YAWA March 23, 2020

swore

Expletive. Yelled when someone makes a blatantly obvious mistake, whether verbally, textually or otherwise.

Variations: Swore to God!

Jim: I want to touch my lips to your dick.
Bob: What?
Jim: I mean my dick to your lips...
Bob: SWORE!

by Samantha May 19, 2005

sworded

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005