Swapping

Swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. It's a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.

Dude I was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of Giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

Beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.

by Sillage August 2, 2006

swap

(n) a drug you inject to get high as a motherfff*
(n)a swappa is a person who's flyyyy, a person you wanna be..

(adj) to be "swappin" is to be: tight, cool, better than the average joe, A+ person, etc..

(v) to "swap" is to do drugs, inject, get hiiiiigh

"MK and Shannon are two of the most swappin' people I know. Dontcha think?"

"Mmmm boy, she such a swappa. You betta watch out before I take ovaa"

by weswappaz March 6, 2009

swap

to have extrodinary talent at shooting a basketball into a hoop. usually a synonym of having "J" or "jumper"

Yeah I'd pick Bob on our team, but I went Steve because, shit, he's got SWAP!

by silentparrot June 30, 2004

swapped

the state of being slighty intoxicated; tipsy

"dude, i'm swapped" "she was only swapped, not drunk"

by Rae January 22, 2005

swaps

v.t. secret substitute word for fornicating used when you are asking your friends if they would have sex with a person within hearing range. Advantage is it doesn't sound like a verb, much less a sex word.

So, would you swaps that melon-breasted cock snorkler or not?

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

by fizzle April 1, 2004

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013