Swagless

The act of having no swag

To be lame, a loser or have no friends

Bruce is swagless

Hannah is a cool dudette, therefore she is not swagless

by moonwalker0000 May 12, 2011

Swaglessness

1. A term that is used to express the state of one's lack of swag.

2. Usually directed towards immature kids who can't accept the fact that they need to grow up and just idolizes weed, wears expensive brands, obsesses with piercings/tattoos, and boasts about the swagger they never have.

3. The absence of swagfulness

1. Boy: hey girl, whats yo numba?
Chick: fuck off
Boy: fml! WAAAAH! let me blog it on my tumblr!
Friend: wow grow some balls. your swaglessness is hurting my reputation...you know what? im not kicking it with you anymore. pussy.
Boy: WAAAH!

2. Boy: dude i bought my obey cap today at Journeys!

Friend: SWAG!
Friend 2: Swag!
Friend 3: Swaaaag!
Chick: please, you are full of swaglessness

by sbinladen December 16, 2011

swagless wonder

a person that is without swag to an extream extent

kate is a swagless wonder

by call me han solo February 7, 2010

swagless

The opposite of this poster's personality. When an urbandictionary user tries to make up a word to start a new trend, they automatically are annointed with swag juice.

How swagless of you to adhere to maintream music.

by kevinwarerip June 24, 2013

slagness

Noun: The act of behaving in a slag-like manner

I ended things with her; mostly due to her 'slagness'

by mrknowitbetterthanmrknowitall November 26, 2013

swagneds

i misspelled swagness that one time and thought it was kinda fresh...

hahahahahahahaha that picture is swagneds. oh oops *swagness but whateva

by avocadonumberr January 29, 2019

Swagless

Not having or showing the proper swagger to be accepted by society.

“Do thou have the adequate amount of swag?”
“No,” he replied sadly. “I am swagless.”

by thegreenestbean April 11, 2020