The Pyramids of Giza are a symbol that JuliusCesar and George Washington are on Mars! They both changed their names to Adolf Hitler and got enslaved by Abraham Lincoln!
The above sentences have way too much stupidity, but you will believe them because you read them on the Internet.
The reason people write definitions of randomidiots you've never heard of. See Samantha Yanske, Emily Chen, Carl Mueller, Jamie Dinardi, Tom Vanner, and Ginnie Telley, among countless others.