e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

Low Standards

When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.

Jeff: Did you hear Linda is dating that freakshow Johny?

Todd: She has Low Standards Man.

by Captain Cream Soda August 5, 2016

ghostz's standards

standards that raise video games to the highest standards possible. popular big name games such as Halo, Half Life, Metal Gear Solid, etc do not score very high because they are unoriginal and not very fun. For a game to score high, it must very innovative and fun. (I.E. Mario, Mario Kart, Metroid Prime, Geist, Paper Mario, ZELDA, etc.)

Uneducated Gamer: Does anyone know if I should preorder Halo 3?

Hardcore gamer: No way man, Ghostz's Standards flopped it before it was announced. Stay far away from this one.

by B00M Headshot! July 30, 2008

Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020

Double Standards

When someone is allowed to get away with something others arent. when a particular standard is applied to a certain group but not another. this doesn't necessarily apply to gender but everything.

Politicians complaining about pet projects and pork spending as a problem but still pushing their own through because theirs is obviously more okay is a great example of double standards.

The smaller pay black soldiers receive was also a double standard

by Sawicks March 12, 2009

Women’s Standards

Too damn high...

Women’s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

high standards

A girl who respects herself enough to know that she deserves a man that is gonna treat her with respect and meet the standards. If you ever meet a girl with super high standards, shes a keeper! this can also go for boys

I want someone who is faithful, loyal, funny, intelligent, smart and worthy oh and also a christain man!
HIGH STANDARDS

by ALLI809 December 1, 2017