Squeeze 

noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.

Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on

Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.

Squeeze by mashot24 July 30, 2011

squeeze 

Another term for marijuana, weed, reefer, commonly used down south Florida

Yo son, I got sum fire squeeze

squeeze by Dan Barber June 25, 2008

squeeze 

Sexual intercourse. When a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina.

Rob and I squeeze all the time.
Jill and Bill squeeze seven times a day.

squeeze by FingerLickinGood January 6, 2009

squeeze 

A girl of the day. Someone you are physically attracted to and is DTF. No emotional connection and nothing more then a Bang Bam thank you Ma'am. Never stay the night with a squeeze after you beat cakes.

Friend: what you up to tonight

You: About to smash the squeeze then im free.

squeeze by PapaSquat October 14, 2009

squeeze 

Compressed Marijuana, Weed, Ganja, Cheeba

Let me hit that squeeze bro.
I smoked some fire squeeze last night.

squeeze by Goose Man April 23, 2008

squeeze 

What happens when you eat too much cheese.

Paul tends to squeeze it really hard the morning after eating lots of cheese.

squeeze by Melissa January 28, 2004

squeeze 

your man-lover, dude.

"So, was that guy posting for you your squeeze?"
"What's a squeeze?"
"your man-lover, dude."

squeeze by volucris March 18, 2008