squeenis

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.

John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.

by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

Squeent

Reggie Webber

“Do you know Reggie Webber?”

“You mean squeent?”

“You’re right”

by ReggieSqueent August 4, 2018

squeezy hugs

The act of hugging someone really tightly because you love 'em, with additional extra squeezes because you don't want to let 'em go. Often used by gorgeous, sexy ladies.

*loonified squeezy hugs ConcreteBull

loonified just lurves to squeezy hug ConcreteBull ;D

by ConcreteBull December 25, 2008

Lemon Squeezy

When a significant other pees in your mouth and you follow up with a lemon.

I gave a her a lemon squeezy last night. Bro, it was refreshing.

by LemonadeRefresher June 24, 2019

Squeezy

The legendary word created by the Asian Legend Psqueezy used for anything squeezy or squeezy related. Can only be used in a situation that is extremely squeezy.

Boy Scout: Dude my mac and cheese is so cheesey today.

Psqueezy: Wait... Don't you mean squeezy?

Bloooooood!!!: Yo what type of calculator is that?

Psqueezy: Oh this? This is my Ti-Squeezy.

Psqueezy: Dude I got $13 on my hips earlier.

Shorty: That's so squeezy Psqueezy.

Anything Jackie Chan Does

by Psqueezy July 20, 2013

Squeenish

adjective - The art of being a cliche plot device whore. (See also: Squeenix)

adverb - Squeenishly

-Garland sent the 4 fiends to the present from 2000 years ago so that they could be defeated and he could gain there power in a Squeenish time loop.

-Cecil is a Dark Knight and Squeenishly becomes a Paladin. He's also, Squeenishly enough, from the moon and Golbez's brother.

-When she was defeated, Ultamecia used the last bit of her power to go back in time and pass on her powers to Edea, Squeenishly sealing her fate in the first place.

-Tidus was from a Squeenish dreamworld.

by Bo the Destroyer December 10, 2004

squeeky windshield

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.

keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!

by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 2, 2009