Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

hayden spurrier

an outgoing, funny, and crazy boy. Most Hayden Spurrier's have brown hair and brown (hazel) eyes. Hayden is a smart and kind-loving; very popular at his school. He is very attractive and athletic.

"Have you heard Hayden Spurrier's jokes?"
"Hey Hayden! Could you help me with my math homework?"
"Hayden Spurrier is very good at foosball!"

by melodyikawa April 18, 2022

Spurtious

An event that is outside the norm, to the extent that it might be forged.

Thye results that we are seeing on Google are spurtious

by shewords February 9, 2010

Spurbeck

The act of being so incredibly gay that your organs shut down

“Bro, Noah is spurbecking again. Grab the defib!”

by Noah Spurbeck Jr. February 19, 2019

Bone Spurious

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}

{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

Slutty Surbiton

Posh girls that go around wearin barely nything. they are HOT.

Dave: whoa she looks yung 4 a slapper
bob: nah shes just a slutty surbiton!

by yomonnnn March 19, 2009

scurbies

small crabs that crawl all around your nether-reagons.

HENDO has scurbies and a coufander

by wang face April 17, 2003