Spotty Lad

An english lad with spots, known to wear fishing caps and bother Phil Collins for autographs

Not many girls came to see the show, just a bunch of Spotty Lads in fishing caps asking for my autograph

by Spotty Lad #33 February 6, 2018

Spotty twat

Someone with acne Thats a very spotty person

Sam’s a spotty twat, look at his forehead

by JDF719161 February 1, 2022

spotty cunt

richard tomkins

god look at that spotty cunt!

by FLiX July 8, 2002

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

Spotty dotty

A gal spots every little detail about everything stuck up.

Sister you going spotty dotty again... Did your pointing every little help your brain or emotions
No, I'm at a low level pay

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Spotty Dog Pudding

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

:-)

On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.

by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014