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spleef

A dirty pterodactyl's bloody queef.
Did I just get covered in a heinous spleef?
by purple elastic thunder April 13, 2011
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spleef

The act of improving on what once needed improvement.
Wow that looked like shit before I totally spleefed it out.
by Steve115 December 10, 2006
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spleef

by meech May 4, 2003
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Spleef

Message you receive after good anal pounding/beating.
hey can you spleef me real quick, that hurt really bad
by bneeks and natro merch October 19, 2010
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spleef

when in the action of spleffingyou are either climbing something or eating something.
1. omg you totally spleefed that tree! (climb)

2. please dont spleef that guy in public. (eat)
by jakegilmann June 14, 2008
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Spleef

After a threesome, one guy inserts the used condom into the rectum of the other guy. He tilts over as the girl drinks the semen from the condom as it leaks from the mans rectum.
Bryan : Yeah after the threesome I totally got to spleef Robert. Jessica totally ate it.
by wondsrlnd August 12, 2021
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Spleef

The Process of Purposefully Making Someone Wipeout or Get Hurt Without Directly Hurting Them. e.g. Removing a Platform From Under a Person With the Intent Of Having Them Get Rekt. (Also Known As Tumplt)
(Spleef / Spleefs / Spleefer / Spleefed / Spleefing / Spleefee)
Gary: *walks down to basement and removes floorboard from under Wyatt*
Wyatt: *falls into basement*
Gary: I Just Spleefed You!
Wyatt: Damn Spleefer!
by Big Raph 69 July 25, 2021
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