SPF Facial

When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.

“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”

by aretegroup June 27, 2018

SPF 69

The act of blowing your load in someones sunscreen bottle

Remember to wear lots of SPF 69 under the Australian Sun

by Brutal Master November 27, 2011

SPF 69

SPF 69 is a term used to describe the climax of sexual intercourse when the man (doing his woman doggy-style) removes his penis from the vagina and skeets on her back, and proceeds to rub it in... like sunscreen.

"He SPF 69'd me before we went out to the beach."

"Well then! No sunburns for you today!"

by JiOnMyBa March 7, 2010

SPF Handy

Noun.
A handjob given using sunscreen lotion for lubrication.

Linda Rucker denied the accusation that she had offered Christopher Waterhouse an SPF handy at summer camp.

by eunuchorns and reignboughs August 11, 2014

SPF to def

When one appropriately reapplies SPF every 2 hours until the sun is down!

Y’all Mary looks so beautiful and natural! She SPF to Def!!

by The Naples Aesthetician April 4, 2021

SPF to def

When one appropriately reapplies SPF every 2 hours until the sun is down!

Y’all Mary looks so beautiful and natural! She SPF to Def!!

by The Naples Aesthetician April 4, 2021

SPF 2

Defecation on top of a sunroof, moonroof or other type of transparent roofing.

Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.

by Hot Franklin November 30, 2021