Texas Motor Speedway

Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.

Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed

by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020

Chocolate speedway rider

a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together

dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider

by b1nn7 September 16, 2008

chocholate speedway

The anus

I destroyed her chocholate speedway last night.

by Ray February 27, 2004

tokyo speedway

When one takes a cardboard tube, shoves it up another's ass, and launches hot wheel cars down it.

He used a semi-truck for that tokyo speedway last night and it really hurt!

by BaseClarinet December 27, 2010

Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version

The theme song of Metal Sonic.

Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.

Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Wall Stadium Speedway

A small, high banked auto-racing track in Wall Township, New Jersey. Held a Cup race in '58, and holds a Whelen Modified Race called the Jersey Shore 150. Also holds a 150-lap Thanksgiving event called "The Turkey Derby". Nice racetrack to spend a lonely Saturday night with, especially if you had too much Six Flags. Is also known for holding Formula Drift.

Person 1: Yo, did you go to the Wall Stadium Speedway race last night?
Person 2: Yeah, there were no wrecks though, kinda dissapointed.

by yhjrthsr February 21, 2022

chocolate speedway rider

crude reference to anal sex, commonly used to insult gay people

similar to arse bandit & fudge packer

'he who rides the chocolate speedway'

by cunt0r December 17, 2003