spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

by doooosh May 6, 2010

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Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

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Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

by chris james March 9, 2007

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Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

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Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

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Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

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