soup kitchen 

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

soup kitchen by soup kitchen dave January 5, 2013

Soup Kitchen 

Remark said while inside Valencia Community College in Central Florida as a way to describe the people and environment.

Man this place is like a soup kitchen, fuck!

Soup Kitchen by cheerleader eater January 11, 2010

Soup Kitchen 

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

Soup Kitchen by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

Soup Kitchen 

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

Soup Kitchen by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

soup kitchen 

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

soup kitchen by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008

Soup Kitchen 

A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.

Soup Kitchen by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

soup kitchen 

refers to the soupy consistency of a bowel movement the morning after a heavy night of drinking.

"Chris opened up the soup kitchen pretty early after he pounded a bottle of jager last night."

"Following a long night of drinking, topped off by a grande meal at taco bell, early next morning walking to the bathroom John exclaimed "the soup kitchen is about to open for business"

soup kitchen by chris///M April 19, 2009