son of a dick

A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.

Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.

Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.

Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?

Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.

Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.

by smartdude777 September 7, 2009

Son of a Vlada

son of a vlada is refferd to a blonde slutty whore ,you say this when she really pisses you off ,or just at random ppl you dont like .Including valerie vondra,aka Vlada!

Girl: you jerk!

Guy: you son of a VLADA!

by pyatkopeyak August 23, 2011

son of a whore

1. The son of a prostitute.
2. The son of an unmarried mother, a bastard
3. Somebody objectionable.

"You son of a whore, how could you go behind my back?! How could you betray me like that?!"

Usually used as an alternate for "son of a bitch", although "son of a whore" would be the literal translation of many foreign equivalents:

Spanish: hijo de puta
French: fils de pute
Italian: figlio di puttana
Portuguese: filho da puta
Irish: mac striapaí
Scottish Gaelic: mac strìopaich, mac na galla
Breton: mab c'hast
German: Hurensohn, Dirnensohn
Polish: sukinsyn
Hungarian: kurvafi
Persian: matar jendeh

by Lorelili August 17, 2009

Son of a Fuck

Any one man whose parents have had sex.

You dumb son of a fuck!

Anyone but Jesus and Adam.

by Scoepio June 28, 2008

Son of a capitalist

Frustration experienced when waiting for a Youtube video commercial to pass.

"Hey, can you play Ocean Avenue?"
*30 second tampon commercial*
"Son of a capitalist!"

by Maison Folle March 27, 2015

son of a cock

1.)the masculine variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", where the father of the subject in question is referred to as opposed to the mother.
2.)a phrase used in a state of heightened emotion, usually frustration or anger.
3.)taken literally, every male ever born.

1.)Guy #1- Yo, you still owe me money from 3 weeks ago.
Guy #2- Oh yeah... can I get that to you next week.
Guy #1- You son of a cock.

2.)Girl- Hey, don't forget we have that midterm tomorrow.
Guy- Son of a cock!

3.)Since I am a male, I am a son of a cock.

by Durando March 19, 2009

Son of a dildo

Like son of a bitch but worse.

You hit my car you son of a dildo!

by Lord Fartington master of shit December 29, 2014