long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

by Trav September 27, 2004

The sooty way

Being hungry for love, being hungry for pork, and being hungry for everything in between

Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah

by Janettes February 24, 2021

Somtochukwu

Can be very beautiful, intelligent, smart and caring. Somto is a very good comedian, and she can insult for the whole world. She is a very disciplined girl who doesn’t take nonsense, but is very kind hearted.

That Somtochukwu girl, I tell you, she’s a good friend. Don’t let go!

by Rox:e July 13, 2021

SOTYMO

Acronym for 'Stay Out Till You Make Out'.

Jill: Hey Lisa, Did you SOTYMO last night?

Lisa: I SOTYMO'd more than once.

Jill: You hussy!

by DSOP January 23, 2010

Sortypants

A highly organized, goal oriented person.

"Right from now on I'm going to be a right little sortypants and get things done!"

by Matty Groves June 7, 2016

somto

An African name meaning son of God, intelligent ,athletic, talented, great personality, sexy, and fucking amazing. They also are the very touchy feely type. Great in bed.

Somto just kissed me today. My life is complete.

by Jackie42 September 4, 2011

Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

by princess pokey May 28, 2011