Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

by cale hadaway June 26, 2008

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

by ahar April 26, 2010

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.

Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"

by Iku Iku October 19, 2009