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Snatchosaurus

(n.)
An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.

It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.

They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.

But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
Dinosaur 1: What u do last night?

Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.

Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
by Obama Mogdan February 2, 2009
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Snatchos

1. A mexican meal combining natchos and tacos (it's delicious !)
2. A mexican hoe
"This snatchos is full of snatchos"

- Do you want snatchos ?
- Yes, double sour cream
by Paul12 December 16, 2007
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Snatchasauris

At 92 years old Gladus used a stone dildo to get her snatchasauris off.
by Richard (the goomuck man) January 16, 2009
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Snatches

I'm loving all these snatches
by KravinSnatches July 26, 2009
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snatchasaurus

1) Term of endearment for a woman who has just discovered she likes to engage in cunninlingus, so much so that she has a few different girlfriends or new girlfriends each week.

2) Nickname for a woman who has an insatiable appetite for eating pussy.
Lora you are such a snatchasaurus!
by Miss President April 28, 2007
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snatchos

When you like a girl from her clit to her ass
hunny im in the mood for snatchos....
by Elephant rider August 14, 2003
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Snatchshot

A photographic image of the holiest of holes and/or surrounding area, generally captured accidentally on purpose by papparzzi. Not to be confused with 'snapshot'.
Paris Hilton used to be a favorite subject of snatchshots, but she has been surpassed by Britney Spears.
by Bonneedee July 16, 2011
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