smurfed 

To turn something blue, like laundry.

Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.

smurfed by perishable517 May 20, 2005

smurfed 

To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.

Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did

Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight

smurfed by Indestructable Byrdman February 18, 2011

smurfed 

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

smurfed by HMK715 November 13, 2012

Smurfed 

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

Smurfed by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

Smurfed 

When a girl does something to you sexual

Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.

Smurfed by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011

smurfed 

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

smurfed by Anonymous August 22, 2003

smurfed 

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

smurfed by hulmie December 28, 2007