smunderling

A smelly co-worker that works under you, so you can complain about it in a humorous way.

How about wearing a t-shirt with a science guy on it that says "YOU-REEK-A" ? ... Good luck with your smunderling!

-Strong Bad

by John LF May 22, 2007

Smude

A combination of insults: Stupid and Mud.

Person 1: Hey guys come play fortnite with me

Person 2: No omg u r such a smude

Person 1: *Explodes of sadness*

by mrquackingsoniscool May 20, 2018

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Smurfdom

Smurfdom is an ancient form of government. It is similar to serfdom, but with little tiny blue people. Yes, blue people. Smurfs

Mr. Davis: Serfdom was in a rapid decline in the 1300's-

Student: Don't you mean Smurfdom?

Mr. Davis: Oh, my bad, you're right.

by VikingWadsYeah October 20, 2011

Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

smurd

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

by JayGood December 29, 2008

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005