Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

The Smootheddie81 theorem

A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2

The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.

by The1stAB July 15, 2022

Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

Smooshes

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.

My girl gives the best smooshes.

by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005

smoshed

getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced.

"Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!"

by Katherine Foley March 16, 2008

1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

The first Album released in 1990 by Green Day.

I just went into HMV and bought 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours.

by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

by Johnny Unitas September 16, 2008