smilf

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*

by masta jay March 10, 2009

smilf

Senior Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."

by BrendanBien March 31, 2008

smilf

Supermilf
Better than an ordinary milf

Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...

by 716 June 06, 2005

smilf

Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.

Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.

by robertbebs January 19, 2011

smilf

Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.

Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.

by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm October 12, 2008

Smilf

Super
Mom
I
Like to
Fuck

you can only be a smilf if you have 2 kids and u are already super hot, use this word wisely you cant just be throwing it around.

damn she has banging legs and 2 kids she is a perfect smilf

by Cpt.Smash May 07, 2011

Smilf

Sexy MotherFucker I'd Like to Fuck

Damn he is a smilf.

Id like to do him.

by Wsulover June 21, 2011