smilf 

Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.

Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.

smilf by robertbebs January 20, 2011

smilf 

Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.

Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.

smilf by dcmdcmdcmdcmdcm January 21, 2009

Smilf 

Super
Mom
I
Like to
Fuck

you can only be a smilf if you have 2 kids and u are already super hot, use this word wisely you cant just be throwing it around.

damn she has banging legs and 2 kids she is a perfect smilf

Smilf by Cpt.Smash June 1, 2011

Smilf 

Sexy MotherFucker I'd Like to Fuck

Damn he is a smilf.

Id like to do him.

Smilf by Wsulover June 21, 2011

SMILF 

Single Mom I'd Liketa F_____.

She's a SMILF!!!

SMILF by Chunk Connor October 22, 2012

smilf 

She-male I'd like to fuck

Dude, your brother is a smilf

smilf by Math October 30, 2003

SMILF 

Single mum I'd like to fuck

Kate is a SMILF

SMILF by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015