SMF

Sick Minded Fool - Someone who interprets things that you say with a dirty mind... thinking they mean something they dont...

No! No! i diddnt mean that! you SMF!

by Jrnwfire August 3, 2010

SMF

SaabMafiaFinland

SMF - SaabMafiaFinland is a car club for Saab enthuastic in Finland. We are recruiting all Saab owners to our club who owns a mafia-look dark coloured Saab!

by SaabMafiaFinland February 16, 2017

SMF

Special Man Friend
pronounced: smuff

A: Where are you going tonight?
B: The movies with my smf
A: ooooooh ;)

by hahahahithere January 31, 2010

SMF

Shady Mother Fucker. Pronounced "Sss-Mef"

"I can't believe she said she was broke and she went out a bought the new Louis Vuitton bag that I wanted. She's such a SMF".

by b1eeder June 16, 2009

SMF

Simply stated, it is short for Smoochy Face, an endearing term for a friend who ALWAYS takes pictures of themselves kissing their mate. It is properly pronounced smmmfff.

I've never seen a picture of you NOT kissing someone. You're such a SMF.

by Psuedonym for me November 25, 2009

smf

Abbreviation for Sick Mother Fucker

Sarah: I just drank ten Snapple teas!!!!
Leah: you smf!!!!!!!!

*Vulcan sign*

by penemaestro73 July 29, 2013

smf

stupid mother fucker

Did you just fuck that bitch with blue waffles? SMF!

by goliath92738 April 22, 2011