smost

High af

“I’m so smosted right now”

by ragman February 2, 2020

SCSTFU

She Can’t Shut The Fuck Up. HCSTFU He Can’t Shut The Fuck Up ICSTFU I Can’t Shut The Fuck Up

It seemed like she was the only one talking, because she has SCSTFU.

by Sa’Fire April 16, 2020

Smaste

When something smells like another thing tastes.

Bleu cheese salad dressing smastes like paint.

by Julia January 3, 2005

Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.

J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."

by jayseven May 5, 2005

slcsttc

Stands for the GREATEST insult of all time: "Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker". Originating from the movie Full Metal Jacket, this insult should only be reserved for the absolute WORST offenders, as it is such an epic insult, and also because if not used by a serious person, in a serious moment, you will most likely burst out laughing. I mean, just LOOK at the words: almost impossible to not laugh by just READING them, in your head or aloud!!

Bradley: Dude, Kevin just stole my stash, then fucked my girl!!
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.

Cody: slcsttc? What's that?

Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.

Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.

by KrispyDymond January 17, 2018

Smaste

Verb.
When something tastes like the smell of something else.

Those lime tic tacs smaste like my grandpa's house!

by Travel Sized March 21, 2011

smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003