smc

suck my cock

umm.. would u smc?

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

smc

smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.

Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!

by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016

SMCS

nerds. but not always! some students in SMCS are hot, pretty, athletic, not just nerds. Science Math computer science? more like smart, magnificent, cool, students!

ew SMCS kids are losers, yea not all of them though! theyre smart and funny and good looking

by jenny.parker567 June 16, 2010

smc

Suck my cock. Used (mostly) by boys/men who like to piss other people off, or when they need to do something but don't want to or are too lazy to do it.

Me: Yo Ryan, buy me some snacks at the store.
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)

by meesiefeesie October 28, 2015

smc

the redneck town that is st marys county, md. where everyone is related and there is nothing to do but get drunk.

"i married my sister and want to celebrate, good thing we live in smc."

by wicked_b January 23, 2009

smc

it from people who's think there cock is the biggest think but its not (smc) small mushroom cock

that kid sax has an smc.
yea he talks about his all the time.

by pmoro69 August 26, 2016

smc

Suck My Chode

Jerry: Max told me to suck his chode beacuse he has a small peinis

Max: I have a small penis.

small penis tiny chode smc

by MoneyinthisMofo August 19, 2011