Dude says, "Will you suck my dick?"
Chick says, "Only if you smc first."
Dude says, "I thought you'd never ask"
by Kaylathatchick February 3, 2011
girl: what do you want?
boy: smc baby
by _ughdaddy February 25, 2019
Yet another addition to the never ending amount of annoying internet acronyms, 'smc' means 'suck my cock'.
<xXx_em0-pixie_xXx> ystrdy ma bf dumped me 4 some other girl he met off da intrnt an den 2day ma dad was diagnosd wit HIV an my kitty-cat Spongebob was run ova by a chav in a green Ford Fiesta an i feel so emo an suicidal about it all an i need huggles cos ma life is sooo shit :(

<the_dude> smc
by Phobophile May 15, 2005
umm.. would u smc?
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.
Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!
by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016
Suck my cock. Used (mostly) by boys/men who like to piss other people off, or when they need to do something but don't want to or are too lazy to do it.
Me: Yo Ryan, buy me some snacks at the store.
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)
by meesiefeesie September 15, 2015
the redneck town that is st marys county, md. where everyone is related and there is nothing to do but get drunk.
"i married my sister and want to celebrate, good thing we live in smc."
by wicked_b January 22, 2009