smc

Suck my clit/cunt

Dude says, "Will you suck my dick?"
Chick says, "Only if you smc first."
Dude says, "I thought you'd never ask"

by Kaylathatchick February 22, 2011

smc

suck my cock

girl: what do you want?
boy: smc baby

by _ughdaddy February 24, 2019

smc

Yet another addition to the never ending amount of annoying internet acronyms, 'smc' means 'suck my cock'.

<xXx_em0-pixie_xXx> ystrdy ma bf dumped me 4 some other girl he met off da intrnt an den 2day ma dad was diagnosd wit HIV an my kitty-cat Spongebob was run ova by a chav in a green Ford Fiesta an i feel so emo an suicidal about it all an i need huggles cos ma life is sooo shit :(

<the_dude> smc

by Phobophile May 16, 2005

smc

suck my cock

umm.. would u smc?

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

smc

smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.

Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!

by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016

smc

Suck my cock. Used (mostly) by boys/men who like to piss other people off, or when they need to do something but don't want to or are too lazy to do it.

Me: Yo Ryan, buy me some snacks at the store.
Ryan: Suck my cock. (smc)

by meesiefeesie October 28, 2015

smc

the redneck town that is st marys county, md. where everyone is related and there is nothing to do but get drunk.

"i married my sister and want to celebrate, good thing we live in smc."

by wicked_b January 23, 2009