smaunter

The action of an overbearing aunt. Just like "putting the mother in smother" except when it's the child's aunt.

Our son is going to be smauntered by your sister later.

by zbfn0124 November 27, 2011

Smaugh

To laugh and smile at the same time.

Ali let out a smaugh, upon hearing about the intricacies of growing old and generally not caring.

Luna Smaughed at the thought of a tiny giraffe.

“Who the hell names themselves (Pillow)? A smaugh flashed across my face

by Landover March 26, 2021

Smaugh

To laugh and smile at the same time.

Ali let out a smaugh, upon hearing about the intricacies of growing old and generally not caring.

Luna Smaughed at the thought of a tiny giraffe.

“Who the hell names themselves (Pillow)? A smaugh flashed across my face

by Landover March 26, 2021

Smaug

An idiot of a dragon who thought burning Laketown was a good idea. Of course he was shot down by Bard the Bowman through a gap in his scales.

"I am fire, I am dead"- Smaug

by DragonMesser May 27, 2018

Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.

high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah

by David and Darren January 28, 2009

desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017

Smaug

A code for when an individual wants to log into Skype, or any other video chat medium, to have virtual sex with an acquaintance.

"Yo man, you wanna chill tonight bro?"

"Sorry homie, Smaug is on tonight."

"What?"

by brownjebus December 30, 2016