Cheek Smashing

When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.

John's girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him last night so he resorted to cheek smashing her.

by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011

Smashing of hooves

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.

A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

by Pass The Dip June 20, 2011

sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

the smashing pumpkins

- kick ass band

"i wish they never broke up"

by h-town October 13, 2003

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

the smashing pumpkins

An amazing alternative rock band that recently got back together and is currently in the studio working on a new album!

After listening to "Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness," I had reached the conclusion that The Smashing Pumpkins are one of the best rock bands in history.

by Tavis November 14, 2006