skettering

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.

Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge

by zaakie March 3, 2011

Yeetith the skeetith

To bust a nut so hard that it transcends the speed of light, and destorys the universe.

Normie: don't do it, you won't be able to see thicc anime thighs anymore!
Me(an intellectual): bitch, Yeetith the skeetith *nuts so hard that the blast sends me flying to china*

by Coochieeatingbandit November 17, 2018

sketish

To act like a sket. Doing sketish things involves having a new man every night, sucking rod on a hourly basis and getting her rat out at any opportunity. If you want a good example of sketish behaviour watch the film KiDULTHOOD and watch out for Becki

Yo blood, look at what dat girl doing dat some sketish behaviour

by D to the N December 8, 2006

Sketty Bint Flid

A fat sweaty discusting ditzie air head person that nobody wants to be with and is usually thick, incapable and physically challenged....and dribbles

WOW! Look at John? He's a proper Sketty Bint Flid

by BooYar85 January 16, 2010

Skettle

An old beat up car that most vieux negs does have.

You not ashame your man have a skettle.
Look Bert he up grade from his skettle.

by FACTS ALONE September 8, 2019

skettios

Spaghettios, mispronounced.

"Why do you need a band-aid, Johnny?"
"I cut myself on a skettios can."

by a_personn August 14, 2006

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020