Skateboard

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.

by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012

Skateboarding

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.

HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

by 75283skate March 24, 2011

Skabeeb

Extremely good head. The best you've ever had. When that hoe swallows balls like pac man.

Skabeeb me?

by Ardnossak June 22, 2011

Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008

Skateboard Alley

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.

I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!

by howellnjroots May 18, 2011

bag skate

A hockey practice where players are forced to do repetitive skating drills until they are exhausted, or have "skated their bags off". It's often used as punishment for an underperforming team.

After losing the game, the team was bag skated. Hopefully they play better next game.

by memememememememeee February 27, 2009

Skaleet

A. Hoes

"My Skaleet is texting me right now."

by psuuydonym December 10, 2022