SJ

Abbreviation for Society of Jesus, a religious order founded by Ignatius of Loyola. Members are called Jesuits.

Teilhard de Chardin, SJ, was a Jesuit scientist.

by ScottX November 27, 2006

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

S.J.B.R.

noun. verbal slang (Slow Jerk and Ball Rub) hand job
An acronym used primarily by young men, usually as a joke, to tell their friends that they are grateful for a favor and that they will repay them one way or another.

"Thanks a lot for the tickets to the show Jeff, I'll repay you later with a S.J.B.R."

"Good job at the game today everybody. As a token of my gratitude, S.J.B.R's are on the house!"

by rockp47 September 10, 2011

sj and br

Slow jerk and ball rub

my girlfriend gave me and sj and br yesterday

by tony nadz August 27, 2006

SJ

Verb. To watch hot asian boys, preferably korean, do their thing (singing, dancing, acting, strip teasing, etc etc)

*Note: This word originates from watching Super Junior's It's You Music video.

A girl: "Oh my god, I spent my time watching Big Bang's new music video instead of doing hw!"
Friend: "Stop SJ-ing!"

by Fangirl of hot asian boy bands November 4, 2009

SJ

SJ- A Sand Job

Masturbating using sand paper, it's what lumberjacks and Chuck Norris do

Q: Do you masturbate?

A: Masturbating is for pussies, I SJ myself moddafucker...

by Lumberjack Peter March 29, 2009

Ethan S.J

Ethan has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel and richer than him. All though he has all As in his grade book he is still very humble and he loves cats.

Jaasiel: is that Ethan S.J Tony: ya it is Jaasiel: I wish I was him Tony: same Ethan S.J I know

by Big D Ethan S.J January 5, 2022