SJ

SJ is known to be a wild child, but she is loved by many. She will follow any crowd and is very outgoing. If someone doesn’t like her or they got into a fight, she will try her best to befriend them again. SJ hates it when people hate her, so her only flaw is being clingy trying to fix a broken relationship. Be careful not to get on her dark side as she can be very sassy and throw down some sick roasts. Everyone will meet and SJ in their life. She will be remembered as the crazy, wild, flirtatious, pretty girl everyone meets.

(Tyler) “ Ugh I hate SJ.”

( Zack) “ I cant say the same. She’ll get on your good side, she’s only trying to make you not hate her.”

by _psycho.slayer_11 August 12, 2018

SJ

Abbreviation for term meaning - Super Jew. To be extremely cheap, and stingy like a jewish person with super powers.

Suka is a SJ, he won't buy beer.

by Slurpee5 January 20, 2009

SJ

What a BJ should actually be called but much more satisfying and a full body experience.

My girl Samantha gave me the most exhilarating SJ today after class it blew my mind.

by mudrucker92 February 11, 2010

SJ

Abbreviation for Small Johnson. Johnson is slang for weiner.

Girl 1: My boyfriend's sj isn't gettin the job done!

Girl 2: Get one with an MJ, a monster john.

by justkiddin April 27, 2005

SJ

Someone who is so two-faced and thinks they can get away with it. They are so naive as to think that the person they are talking about has no idea what's being said. They play on their jealousy and bitch about their friends.
They have a tendency to try to get the sympathy vote but rarely comes out on top because everybody else can see how childish and silly they're being.
SJ's never accept kind gestures gracefully - instead they will complain to their friends about said gesture behind the person's back.

Never trust an SJ - they will stab you in the back at the worst time imaginable

'Hey did you hear what SJ's being saying?'

'Hell yeah, being a complete bitch behind my back!'

by regis90210 April 25, 2009

SJ

Short for wordSpiffyJuice/word.

by Trafton September 12, 2003

sJs

s = shit
J = jizz
s = shower
Sequence of events where to you take a shit, jerk off while on the toilet, then hop in the shower right after

Yea bro I’m just gonna sJs real quick then I’ll be online

by cheesythecheese May 19, 2020