SIFT

Save It For Therapy
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".

Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information

Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!

Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!

by Regenstein August 3, 2009

Sift

Someone, usually a male, who is enthralled by hyper-masculine strength through bigoted intolerance and ruthless leadership through deception and disregard for most people. They will do anything, including self sacrifice to gain the interest of a fascist tyrant. Sift could also be an anagram for Seeking Interest in Fascist Tyrants.

That crowd attacking the capitol building is full of sifts.

To be a proud boy, one must first be a sift.

Don't be a sift.

Mr. Jones, you are a sift.

by liftinnotsiftin January 11, 2021

Sift Heads

That flash game where you can play as Vinnie, Kiro or Shorty and... uh... sift some heads I think.

Oh man I gotta play Sift Heads before Google removes Adobe Flash Player!

by Enclave69 December 13, 2020

sift flour

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

sift monkey

1. One who's social skills are evenly compared to those of an autistic savant. sans savant.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.

'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.

That sift monkey in high school who was caught in the locker room jacking off, while huffing the girl's gym teacher's granny panties.

by Nutty Goodness September 24, 2005

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2013

Sift One

To "Sift One" means to shovel gravel

German equivalent: Sieben sie einz

"This girl is like shuffling gravel, cuz she too much to handle bruv, mans gotta sift one"

by B0JACK HORSEMAN December 30, 2023