i split my sides

when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard

tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides

by neonbrian December 21, 2008

both sides of the sky

1) Last album to be released by Jimi Hendrix
2) The last great rock album
Rock In Peace Jimi

“Hey did you listen to the Both Sides of the Sky album?”

“Yeah man Jimi hendrix is a fuckin legend”

by Rockandroller27 May 15, 2018

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

by Krenarc October 7, 2021

0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.

I got that 0.5 on the sides

by Harrynicely January 11, 2014

petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

both sides

A variant of what is known as the 'thou also' or 'tu quoque' logical fallacy. In popular usage, a refusal to admit the one side of an issue is wholly responsible for violence, injustice, disruption, intransigency etc. Rather the more nebulous, and often completely untrue, 'both sides' is referred to in order to obfuscate guilt, shift blame, and otherwise distract from the seriousness of the events at hand.

"I think there is blame on both sides." -Donald Trump

by jin-roh August 15, 2017

walks both sides of the street

Country slang for a bisexual

Bruce over there walks both sides of the street. That's why he's so popular.

by crizpymangos4ever September 19, 2014