shocking the butter

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.

Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...

by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004

Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020