The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.
Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.
Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.
Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."
drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself
Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."
Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself
Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."
Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
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