The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.
Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.
Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.
Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."
drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself
Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."
Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself
Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."
Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
by shmammertimeQueen February 27, 2011
(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered
Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!
by garygarland October 06, 2015
by Thomas Karanasos April 03, 2008
To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.
by Chunkymilk123 May 14, 2018
When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!
Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!
by Chicago60618guy March 12, 2022
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