shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert

When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.

by maskerbator October 04, 2011

Shituation

A shit situation, jammed into one.

"Oh that's a shituation!"

by laura50 August 17, 2017

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 01, 2010

Shituate

A poor town on the coast of Massachusetts where everyone is always drunk. Where all the fun people are from. Everybody makes fun of it but they secretly wish they lived there because it’s starting to get really rich and everybody there is a total alcoholic.

I’m from Shituate and i’m Proud of it! So you can suck on Marshvegas’s ding a ling you CoHo

by JUCRISPY April 21, 2018

Shituation

Simply, a shitty situation

Having to decide whether to move your ailing parents in a nursing home is totally a shituation.

by Njtenice June 09, 2018

Shituation

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

by raujero December 11, 2020

Shituation

A long drawn out bunch of crap that the rich are cramming down our throats.

T\hey need a good taste of this shituation to see how they like it.

by Bootstwo November 17, 2020