shipwreck

A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.

That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!

by poisonIvy April 23, 2019

SHIPWRECK

When RAY SUTTON performs extremely rough anal sex on a female and it tears her anus apart (because of all of the bloody semen (sea men))

Girl#1: damn I'm not gonna be able to poop right for a year

Girl#2:. Why not

Girl#1: because I ran into Ray Sutton last night and begged him to bend me over and use his giant member on me and he turned my butthole into a shipwreck ...
(Because of all of the bloody semen)

by Oddaway upinnit August 16, 2023

Shipwreck Casual

A cross between a ship-wreck refuge and this fall's Brooks Brothers catalog.

After six espresso martini's, he was looking quite shipwreck casual.

by Ura Valanche December 20, 2011

Shipwreck tits

The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.

"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."

by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011

shipwreck in shallow water

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

by RCCG May 22, 2008

Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

Shipwreck in booger bay

A booger inside your nose

My son had a shipwreck in booger bay, so I wiped his nose with a tissue.

by Run EMC January 14, 2009