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Shorter Wong

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
by applepix December 8, 2020
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shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
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Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"
by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016
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earth shatter

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.
squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!
by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009
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sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
by emma January 17, 2004
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Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.
A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol
by Mr. Twinkieface August 26, 2020
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shitter shatter

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.
"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."
by BagofMojo October 30, 2015
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