Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.
Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.
by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006
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Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.
See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that
by Matt Delornoe December 17, 2008
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Shark Attack

A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind
Marc: Hey man what's up

Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!
by rogers9615 March 26, 2011
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Shark Attack

A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.
In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.
by RedneckSatyr November 17, 2011
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Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.
Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.
by tacotron January 2, 2009
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shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)
Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.
by Sodabutton May 17, 2014
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Shark Attack

Noun: A play in footvolley where the player scores by smashing the ball with the sole of his/her foot above the net onto the other team's side.
Man, did you see that ridiculous 'shark attack'?

Yea .. he destroyed it! Nice point!
by BeachKing January 29, 2012
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