Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.

I hate black people

You need to take several seats

by Frackn April 25, 2020

butts in seats

(also "bums in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put butts in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 25, 2006

Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

Get 7 Seats

When a person is being stupid, too nice, straight up annoying, or anything like that. Tell 'em to get 7 seats, so they can shut up since they sound dumb asf

Person 1: racism doesn't exist!
Person 2: Get 7 Seats

by prevailthebride November 12, 2020

cheap seats

Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.

Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.

by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011

view from the cheap seats

A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.

"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

by Harvey Manfrenjensenton January 13, 2008

cheap seats

Cheap Seats are seats in which your parents,grandparents,uncle, and so on buy when they cant afford the good seats. They are usually high up and might be reffered to as the "nosebleed section"

When my dad took me to my first Yankee game he bought us seats that were very high up. They were very cheap so I guess they were what you could call "cheap seats"

by dan lourie June 26, 2006