caterbate

Masterbating to a cat

Hey bobby why do u have ur cat in the bathroom with you?
No reason
Were u caterbateing?!

by booby sucker35%&-' November 20, 2013

Skatergate

(n.)- The fan controversy that surrounds a ska band changing their sound and moving away from the genre. Often seen as a betrayal by ska fans and usually engenders accusations of "selling out".

The No Doubt Skatergate controversy enters its seventy-first month as ska fans continue to demand a reinstatement of horns and guitar upstrokes into prominent positions within the band's sound. Frontwoman Gwen Stefani declined to comment.

by Gnome Chomsky March 8, 2008

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009

scaburbate

The act of masturbating so often, that one's penis starts to develop dry, scabby spots.

When Memo's girlfriend is goes to L.A. to shoot porn for a few weeks, he scaburbates.

by Zayda.j July 7, 2010

Sterbate

A slang term for the male masturbation of the erect genitalia. This term is usually used among men to make sure that an unusual conversation with a female does not arouse.

(1.)I had a great Sterbate last night;(2.)Ben, stop Sterbating in my bed;(3.)I have the urges to go and Sterbate with my hands right now.

by Ben and Marc August 3, 2007

Skaterhater

A person, usually elderly, who hates skateboarders.

Old guy: Get the fuck away from my lawn
Skater: bro, don't be a skaterhater

by BornyHorny October 16, 2013

Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016