santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto

by shib January 25, 2005

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

Santa Clause

Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.

Dude that santa clause is packin some serious shit

by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason

Santa clause is a lie.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018