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Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason
Santa clause by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.
Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..
Santa Clause by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019

Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.
Santa Clause by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019

Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.
Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?
Santa Clause by William<3 December 23, 2021

santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.
santa clause by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022